The data center is, quite possibly, the best place in the world to fart.
Racks of computers, routers, and switches require lots of fans to cool. Lots of fans means lots of noise! So, unless you’re letting rip one of those earth-shattering bombers, nobody should hear you. Lots of computers generate lots of heat, which means data centers need to be cooled, and chillers circulate air constantly. Your flatulence is safely cycled out within seconds, and no one ever need know.
Jim Walke has a new story in the latest Surreal South. You should totally check it out.